what lol

just-shower-thoughts:

Because matter can neither be created nor destroyed (on a practical, general level), your body is actually as old as the universe is. Nothing that is part of you didn’t exist elsewhere billions of years ago.

Sis if you have to ask him to eat your pusssy let that man go…theres men out here ready to eat u like the last supper babygirl

Tomorrow is really another 24 hrs huh

ghettoinuyasha:

my mom: it’s really not good to eat past sunset
me, whose circadian rhythms have aligned with a nearby raccoon’s: your rules don’t apply here

molbitch:
I’m thinking about how we say “spill the tea” or just “tea” and how ppl used to say “spill the beans” like what if we just said “beans” when gossiping
“… and then she told me that he actually wasn’t at her house!”
“oh beans”

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

hunterjaegerthings:
queen-of-the-crows:
frejann:
snowflake-collections:
iron-ice-the-elemental-warrior:
crrdcaptor:
Reblog the strawberry kitty for good luck!🍓🐱
Dawww
Have some lucky power plant strawberry kitten :3
I had to draw it :’3
Not chancing it by not reblogging
@yesiamplease
<3 A very good and wonderful energy radiates from this post <3

i-find-the-beauty-in-chaos:

osointricate:
How about we vote in a law that puts a cap on how long a government shut down can happen… say 20 days… before the president has to agree to a budget solution or else the 21st day congress begins the process of impreachment because civilian jobs and salaries and livelihoods are not a bargaining tool for the president to abuse is order to get their way
If you aren’t serving the people then you aren’t doing the job of the presidency and you need to be replaced
AMEN

leiaorganaoil:
Thank you, Carrie Fisher.
Carrie: specifically asks women
Man: talks
Carrie: Shut the fuck up I wasn’t talking to you

Blue Works
Lumi Tuomi

wrywlf:
it’s been years since i’ve first seen this comic and i still think it has one of the best punchline delivers of anything i’ve ever seen
eternal classic

A villain is just a victim whose story hasn’t been told

octoexpansionz:
UH OH SISTERS!

intrepid-inkweaver:

thefemaleofspecies:
Facebook ads : Here is an advertisement about 15% sale on fancy boots which ou were JUST thinking of buying yesterday and HERE is an advertisement about fancy curtains bc you were talking to your friend on your phone about you you need to replace your old ones :)
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I can’t make this shit up. Honestly thought that the ad was a part of the post at first.